Rules

1. You might receive an answer. And then again I might not answer at all. I reserve the right to not answer your query if I find it offensive, boring, or it has already been answered. Also, I might be too busy.

2. If you ask me a medically related question I won't answer, except to say, see your doctor. I am not a doctor, nor do I play one on TV. And I'm a bit squeamish.

3. I might be wrong. I am going to either:

a. answer flippantly based on my own knowledge

b. research your question unscientifically and post the results

c. ask a friend who might know better than I

4. Please don't get all angry if I don't give you the answer you want to hear, or if my answer turns out to be wrong or you don't see a doctor about that rash you asked about. I am not claiming to be an expert. I am merely providing a way for those who typically ask me questions to see their answers on the big screen (of their computer.)

5. Now that you've read the rules, use the link to the right to post your question to me. You can remain anonymous. If I answer your question, I will post it here, I will not email you back.